65 Egg Puns and Jokes to Make You Quack Up

Eggs are like the superheroes of the food world – they’re egg-cellent for your health! Not only do they provide protein to build those guns (biceps, that is), but they’re also packed with vitamins and minerals to keep you from cracking under pressure. And let’s not forget about the egg-straordinary benefits of choline, which helps keep your brain from scrambling.

We’re not egg-xaggerating when we say that eggs are a cracking good choice for your diet! So, crack open an egg and enjoy the yolk – we promise not to crack you up with too many egg puns or funny egg jokes… but no promises, because we’re egg-static about eggs!

Funny Egg Puns to Scramble Your Day

• Eggs are egg-cellent for your health – don’t crack under the pressure!
• I’m egg-hausted from all the egg puns today! 🥚
• Egg-stra special occasions call for egg-stra special eggs!
• Life is egg-straordinary, don’t crack it up!
• Eggs are the yolk of the party – they’re egg-stra fun!
• Don’t egg-xaggerate, eggs are really good for you!
• Egg-straordinary people eat egg-straordinary eggs!
• I’m cracking up just thinking about eggs!
• I’m eggs-tremely into baking up good vibes! 🥚🍰
• Egg-stra special eggs for an egg-stra special person!
• Life is an egg-venture, don’t be chicken!
• Eggs are egg-stra delicious when shared with friends!
• Don’t crack under the pressure, just eat an egg! 🥚
• Egg-straordinary things happen when you eat eggs!
• You’re egg-straordinary, just like a duck in a pond!🦆🥚
• Eggs are the egg-ception to the rule – they’re always good!
• I’m egg-static about eggs – they’re the best!
• Egg-stra special moments call for egg-stra special eggs!
• Life is an egg-cellent adventure – don’t miss out!
• You’re the cookie to my eggs-tra special day! 🍪🥚
• Eggs are egg-stra nutritious – don’t crack them up!
• I’m cracking up just thinking about egg puns!
• Egg-straordinary eggs for an egg-straordinary life!
• I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket. 🥚

Short Egg Puns and Funny Jokes For Captions

• Eggs are egg-stra tasty!
• Crack a smile, crack an egg!
• Egg you later!
• Scramble your day with eggs!
• Egg-stra love in every bite!
• You’re eggs-actly my cup of tea” 🥚☕
• Yolk’s on you for not eating eggs!
• Egg-straordinary in every way!
• Crack open happiness with eggs!
• The egg-pectation is high for brunch!
• Egg-stra special delivery: eggs to your plate! 🥚
• Don’t egg-nore the possibilities.
• Omeletting nothing stop me!
• Let’s beat it, egg white style!
• Eggs are egg-ceptional in every way!
• Don’t be scrambled, be egg-ceptional! 🥚
• An egg under pressure becomes hard-boiled.
• Every moment with you is egg-straordinary.
• I’m coming out of my shell.
• Don’t beat up that egg.
• Omeletting this slide. 🥚

Funny Egg Jokes and Puns for Kids

1. Why did the egg go to school?
   To get egg-ucated!
2. What kind of plants do eggs grow on?
   Eggplants!
3. Why can’t you tease an egg?
   Because it might crack up!
4. What do you call an egg that likes to tell jokes?
   A yolkster!
5. What’s an egg’s favorite kind of music?
   Shell-o!
6. Why was the egg scared?
   It didn’t want to get beaten!
7. What’s a chicken’s favorite breakfast?
   Eggs-actly what you’re having!
8. How do you know an egg is a good comedian?
   It always leaves the crowd in stitches!
9. Why was the omelet so funny?
   It had everyone cracking up!
10. What did the egg say after a long day?
    “I’m fried!”
11. Why did the scrambled egg lose the baseball game?

       The boiled eggs were hard to beat.

    12. Why did the egg cross the playground?

   To get to the other slide.

   13. How do you make an egg roll?

    Give it a little push down a hill.

  14. Where are chickens born?

  On eggplants.

  15. Which US city has 9 million eggs living in it?

   New Yolk City.

  16. What did the person say when the egg said hello?

    Ahhhhhhh – a talking egg..

  17. How do ghosts order their eggs?

   Terri-fried.

18. What was the egg’s favorite tree?

   A y-oak tree.

19. What did the momma egg say to her baby egg?

   You’re egg-stra special. 🥚

20. What was the egg’s least favorite day of the week?

     Fry-day!

21. What kind of eggs live by the sea?

   Egg shells. 🥚

22. Are you milk and egg?

Because you make everything butter! 🥛🥚

As we crack open the curtain on our egg-straordinary pun-filled adventure, remember that these egg-centric gems are more than just yolks – they’re a recipe for delight. So, why not whisk away the ordinary and bake some laughter into your daily life? By serving up these egg-cellent puns, you’ll butter up your friends, family, and coworkers, and bring home the bacon of joy. Life’s too short to be scrambled – so go ahead, egg-splore the lighter side, and make every day an egg-stra special one!